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Define Childbirth Meaning

Childbirth
The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?
By Binny
Childbirth
pushing out a baby.

kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say.
By Carlynne
Childbirth
24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain
By Jeanie
Childbirth
The act of giving birth to a child

Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication
By Odilia
Childbirth
frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.

He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth.
By Fawne
Childbirth
Reason #1 I'm glad I'm a man

It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth.
By Roseanna
Childbirth
Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.
By Jillian
Childbirth
The abominably painful process that has brought so many people into this world. If there is anything that nature screwed up, it is childbirth, probably the most painful experience imaginable, and a lot of women died during childbirth before modern medicine.

When I saw a video of childbirth once, I went home and apologized to my mom.
By Ashlen
Childbirth
A mistake.

I knew I should have worn a rubber, this mistake never would had happen.
By Priscella
Childbirth
The bit that comes before the afterbirth that even less mothers eat

I'm really looking forward to eating my placenta. Now just gotta get the lump in front of it out of the way.
By Staci