Girlfriend: "did you hearth John and Jane broke up?...whos side is you on?"
Boyfriend: "girl you know I am bro-choice." (and then he slaps her in the face with a horse whip)
By Elianore
Bro-choice
The opinion held that one should not abort the baby if the fetus has Bro or Brosephina potential.
An ultrasound is necessary to see if the candidate can ball his hand into a fist whilst simultaneously popping his improvised placenta collar.
A reverse amniocentesis of Jager can also be administered as a test. The subject passes if the mother immediately feels a kick or punch.
