Red and greasy sausage originally from Spain/Europe(no mexico). It can be mild or spicy. It comes in many different sizes and has many different flavors according to its quality, examples:
- Chorizo de(from) Pamplona: you probably know this city for the renowned "Run with the bulls". Well this kind of chorizo is even greasier and of a softer texture.
- Chorizo de Salamanca: This one is really tasty.
- Chorizo Iberico: This is the most expensive one, but if you ever come to spain you definitely gotta try it, cuz its the cream of the crop. I specially recommend this one.
Dave: Hey mate, how u feel after living in australia all these years.
Me: ermmnot too bad, you know i love this, but if i only could degust one of those chorizo sandwiches, i really miss them.
Chorizo is an amazing Mexican food! Also it can be an amazing nickname. I’ve been called this my whole life and it is still the biggest compliment that I have ever received.
Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.
When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.
Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.