Define Christmas Card Meaning

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

A Christmas Card Friend is someone you never hear from except for the Christmas card that shows up in your mailbox every December.

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.