1. A place for people who don't like
Best Buy can shop.
2. A place where people who can't
get a job at Best Buy work.
3. A place where Best Buy workers go after being fired.
"I'm going to shop at Circuit City from now on if you don't give me a computer!"
"I'm telling my whole family to shop at Circuit City from now on because you wouldn't send someone to my house to show me how to use my DVD player!"
"Why doesn't
Best Buy honor
Circuit City's warranty?"
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-Circuit Customer: "Where's my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "I
set it on the counter"
-Circuit Customer: "It's not there."
-Circuit Employee: "I swear I set it there."
-Circuit Customer: "Are you telling me you let someone steal my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "Maybe..."