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Percentag
A replacement for the hash-tag (#) used to mark irony or to otherwise prevent the tagged statement from trending on social media sites.

"I just dropped my new phone in the garbage disposal. %ObamasAmerica"
"Didn't you mean to say #ObamasAmerica?"
"Nope. That's a percentag."
By Lurette
Percentage
Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

"There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy."
By Angelia
Percentag
A symbol to replace the hashtag on twitter. To be used just the same as a hashtag on Twitter, but is the new, 2.0 version.

Hashtags aren't going to be around forever. They are getting used up. So intro to the %percentag

I like using percentag %winning
By Daisie
Slugging Percentage
1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.
By Elnora
The Percentage Cult
Judged by the suicide rates of the trannys. usually degrading them. but also useful for those against them.

Man 1: hey, i heard what eve did to emile.
man 2: yeah, he had the unfair advantage because of his support in The Percentage Cult...
man3: yeah, Noble Four didn't deserve it.
man 2: like i said, the fucking Percentage Cult got his back.
man 1: we sound transphobic but he offended us, not we started it.

man 1: wait, what happened to Noble Two?
man 2: The Percentage Cult got that guy suspended.
man 1: fucking Percentage... always Aggressive and act like so fucking Oppressed...
man 3: they're basically an Empire now and we are Rebels.
By Lori
Percentage Advantage
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
By Siusan
Jizzing Percentage
the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
By Evonne
Top Percentage Rattata
1. Youngster Joey's low level (like REALLY low level) Rattata which is defined as, "Top Percentage" until you beat the shit out of it with your Level 5 Cyndaquil

“Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is the top percentage rattata"
By Petronella
Neck Beard Percentage
The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.
By Cindee
Beer Slugging Percentage
A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.
By Patty