The recent bout of self-destructive behavior perpetrated by Charlie Sheen, as defined by the actor himself in the myriad of interviews he's given to the national press.
NBC's Jeff Rossen: "Charlie, you recently lost custody of your kids and got fired from your job as the lead actor on 'Two And A Half Men.' What's going on?"
Sheen: "C'mon, Jeff, isn't it obvious? WINNING!!!"
I'm so tired of pretending my life isn't perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitchin'.
The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
By Lindie
Winning
A lifestyle pioneered by Charlie Sheen and practiced by those in Sheen's Korner. This exclusive society demands Adonis DNA and tiger-worthy behavior of its members. You are either winning, or you're with the trolls.
Roger Ebert: I could get a million followers like Charlie Sheen did, but my wife would leave me and I'd be a poor lonely sap like he is.
Charlie Sheen: Yeah, you really don't know lonely till you've gone to town on 5 chicks at once. Still winning, plan better.
An ongoing cycle of competence and achievement in various endeavors. You cannot win; there is only the continuous action of winning. In other words, banging 7 gram rocks.
Charlie Sheen: "Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basementwiping the tears away: "I am winning."
-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison
Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
By Sayre
Winning
An ironicdeclaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.
Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.
