Define Clegg Meaning

A unit of sexual conquest consisting of 30 separate and distinct mates. Named after Britisg polition Nicholous Clegg

a person in your area who is clearly a douche bag but tries his hardest to be down with the cool crowd is your towns "the clegg" the clegg often comes as part of a group of "cleggs" however the ring leader is the only one who can be referd to as "the clegg"

in their attempts to be cool they will claim they can down a pint in 30 seconds, hovever they prefere to go home early and get insanely drunk on their own.... at home. Clegs are as rowdy when there hung over as you are when your drunk, going to work hung over may mean that "the clegg" may tell their boss to fuck off, result in shoddy workmanship or in extreme scinarios, they stay at home and jack off.

'clegg' is a term which is used to refer to the greatest of male musicians, esspecially those which have obnormally large penises. These musicians are normally tall and have astonishing good looks.

When the smegma is very clumpy

an awesome guy

A small quiet creature during daylight, jumps at loud noises/flashing lights. Turns vicious at night, likes to smash things on top of people. Surprisingly strong.

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

Much like a Nutty Clegg a Zinger Clegg is a Cling on but the only difference is it occurs after you have explosive diarrhoea and the poo that hasn’t been wiped off and forms a Clegg and it burns your arse hole

To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.