Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.
Symptoms include: heart tension,
hyperventilation,
tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive
horniess.
NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you
swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your
keen eye has just observed.
"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*
ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"