A small city that resides in the Minnesota that no one knows about. Also seems to be the only place where schools never close instead you get a two hour late start.
Person 1: He my school closed because this storm is giving us 12 inches, and is knocking down houses!
Person 2: Well Cloquet has a two hour fucking late start again.
Person 1: What is Cloquet?
Person 2: It's by the Iron Range. Southern of Duluth.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh my fucking god...