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Define Clunch Meaning

Clunch
Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.

Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1
By Abigail
Clunch
when someone performs oral sex on a woman around midday/lunchtime

example 1:
man 1: lets go to a cafe im hungry
man 2: no thanks mate im still full from clunch

example 2: ladies that clunch: when lesbian or bi curious women give each other oral sex in their lunch hour.

example 3:

girlfriend: that was good lets do it again..
man: ah i cant, im all clunched out im afraid.
By Kristine
Clunch
a lunch in / at the camp

We'll go to the river after a clunch.
By Anette
Clunch
It's like a blowjob, but instead of a penis, it's a foot, and instead of a mouth, it's a butthole.

Did you hear that Siena clunched Thomas at that party last weekend?
By Simonne
Clunch
1. Hard pressed.
2. State of being or act of hard pressing.
3. An extreme pwning.

NOTE: An object is said to reach Clunch Completion when it becomes so clunchy that it cannot be clunched any more. An abbreviated term for this is Clunchkin.
NOTE 2: Clunching something quickly is called McClunching.

Even though I studied for a long time; that test completely clunched me.

Sometimes I feel that if another customer complains, I'll turn into a Clunchkin Case.
By Darbie
Clunch
A word used to describe female genitals (pussy or vagina etc...) Commonly seen in E4 Comedy The Inbetweeners

"There's gonna be loads of Clunch at this party"
By Lettie
Clunch
The ultimate attitude adjuster. The process of punching you annoying women directly into the clit.

Shut your mouth women otherwise you will suffer the clunch
By Miof Mela
Clunch
A word invented by Jesse Ridgway (aka McJuggerNuggets) that can be used in a variety of ways.

"Did you see that shit? It was so clunch."

"I clunched my girlfriend last night."
"Don't try to clunch me."
By Shela
Poo Tung Clunch
Poo Tung Clunch is how you say "Wu Tang Clang" in the Philippines.

Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.

White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
By Andie
Clunches
Clumps and bunches

There are Clunches of toppings on my sundae
By Lynna