A small Texas town located in Brazoria County between
Lake Jackson &
Freeport. Clute girls arent as pretty as
LJ girls but arent as ugly as Freeport girls. Dont be a fool
wrap your tool because it seems Clute girls are extremely fertile. This is proven by the 90% of Clute girls under the age of 18 that have at least 1 child. The other 10% are trying or are too ugly to be having sex. Clute is home to many
skeezas & grenades but the worst of them are the guys. Everyone sleeps with everyone & knows who slept with who. Clute guys usually play
beerpong on the weekends and all proclaim to be unbeatable & drink more then their fellow "niggas". These men also proclaim to have huge
dongs which unfortunately for the ladies isn't true. But if you are a Clute woman reading this you probably already know this because you have probably slept with almost every Clute male & most likely whoever you haven't slept with your friends have. Clute men spend most of their time playing COD or fixing up their trucks (that arent even fast except for 1 & dont look good except for maybe 5) with either their parents money or the money they making working at the local
H-E-B or the plant. !!Fun Fact!! 75% of Mexicans in Clute either have been or are currently employed at H-E-B!!! Apparently the only requirement to
getting a job at H-E-B is being 5'6 or shorter (preferably shorter & super dark). Another Fun Fact! 98.9% of the men that live in Clute have or will work in the plant for the rest of their lives.
Clute Guy 1- What are you doing Friday??
Clute Guy 2- Taking my ride to the Track.
Clute Guy 1- That piece of shit!?!?!
Clute Guy 2- I just installed a new cam last night its going to run
like a champ!
Lake Jackson Guy- So i'm gonna beat you by 3 car lengths not 4
Ex 2
Pregnant Clute Girl 1- I can't believe he cheated on me with that stuck up Lake Jackson Slut.
Clute Girl 2- At least he didn't cheat on you with a
Freeport skank, thats how i got herpes.
