Chronic Masturbation Disorder AKA CMD
Condition where people feel the need to masturbate so much, they abandon whatever they may be doing to persue their urges.
Condition first discovered by
Bolivian and Kenyan psycologists: Chris
Browne and Linus
Gari
Harry: Hey dude,
dat dude just walked out of da film!
Abdul:
O shit! He must have CMD