- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a
hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.
John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.
- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a
rolling stop on a
stop sign.
Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim:
uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.