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Define Cockup Meaning

Cockup
Something that's horribly screwed up, ruined or destroyed. Originally a British expression. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I think I cocked up my exam last night.
That car accident was a real cockup - traffic was backed up for miles!
By Jonell
Cockup
cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup
By Jocelyne
Cockup
When someone is giving oral sex to a male, and tries to deepthroat it, but almost pukes

"Ima make you cockup ho"
By Bettina
Cockup
A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something

The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
By Ermina
Cockups
An exercise conducted in the way of a normal pushup, but utilizing only the penis instead of both arms.

I have a very large penis... it is because of all the cockups I do.

I'd like to do cockups on that girl. Damnnn.

As a 60 year old man, the doctor suggested I use Viagra. Being a naturalist, I chose to do cockups instead.
By Catha
Cockupancy
The maximum number of men a female pornstar will work with at one time.

The back of Sasha Grey's headshot listed her cockupancy as 7 dudes.
By Thia
Cockupation Block
An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.

-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!
By Pearla
Maximum Cockupancy
The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.
By Bamby