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Coifed
Failing to
accomplish
basic
tasks
extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly
in a video game
or losing a game at round 1.
The moment
we
started
he just went and coifed
immediately
.
By Shara
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Coif
hair
or
hairdo
...
simply
put.
conan o'brien
has the best coif
known
to man
.
By Karleen
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Coif
1. A hood or collar made from
chainmail
. Worn by
the knights
of old.
2. A substitute
cuss word
.
What the
coif,
dude
!?
By Catlin
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Coif
As a
cycling
term, to be stopped abruptly
atop
a hill by a slower rider, resulting in a crash due to a loss of
momentum
.
Fuck!!!
Enoel
coifed
me!!!! -
Laks
By Remy
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COIF
Stands
for Com' On,
It's Friday
i.e.
Guy#1
: Hey bro can you please
finish this
report
before you go
?
Guy#2: COIF!!!!
By Linnet
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Coitus Coif
The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you
wear
after getting a
proper
and
vigorous
fucking.
Niiice
coitus coif
, Dude... she
must've
been on top this time?
By Kacie
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Columbus Coif
A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.
This is In the same vein as
the Cleveland Steamer
or the
Cincinnati Bowtie
} and part of
the Ohio Trifecta
.
Hey man, me and my chick just
completed
the Ohio Trifecta
when she let me
give her
a Columbus Coif.
By Terza
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Mail Coif
A USPS-delivered hair-styling
kit
with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an
outlandish
hairdo
.
Mail
coifs are a real
rip-off
--- you would
do better
just shaving yourself bald.
By Thomasina
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