Define Coifed Meaning

Coifed
Failing to accomplish basic tasks extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly in a video game or losing a game at round 1.

The moment we started he just went and coifed immediately.
By Shara
Coif
hair or hairdo

...simply put.

conan o'brien has the best coif known to man.
By Karleen
Coif
1. A hood or collar made from chainmail. Worn by the knights of old.

2. A substitute cuss word.

What the coif, dude!?
By Catlin
Coif
As a cycling term, to be stopped abruptly atop a hill by a slower rider, resulting in a crash due to a loss of momentum.

Fuck!!! Enoel coifed me!!!! - Laks
By Remy
COIF
Stands for Com' On, It's Friday

i.e.

Guy#1: Hey bro can you please finish this report before you go?
Guy#2: COIF!!!!
By Linnet
Coitus Coif
The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?
By Kacie
Columbus Coif
A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.

Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.
By Terza
Mail Coif
A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
By Thomasina