The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the
smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically,
homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.
While having
mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery
but b) excited by the thought, I backed my
cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.