Define Woke Meaning

Woke

Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.
By Leola
Woke
The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue

Yeah most people don't care about parking spaces for families with disabled pets. I wish they were woke like me.
By Lynette
Woke
"Wokeness" occurs when a white, upper-class person pretends to hold opinions they imagine a black lower-class person might hold. The word itself is an incorrect tense of "awake" - referring to the perception that the black working class have a poor grasp of grammar.
The opinions that are simulated typically stem from a misunderstanding of the tendency for black working-class people to be slightly more economically left-wing and socially conservative than average - instead they are imagined to be socially left-wing, and often logically inconsistent.

"How woke are you? Take our quiz to find out, then give us your email address so we can send you adverts for kale smoothies"
By Hatti
Woke
When you look at the simplest thing and call it racist because you want black people to be victims. Other minorities don't matter. - a black conservative

Liberal: Look at this white guy with dreads! Racist!
Smart Person: How is that racist? If anything you're racist for saying white people can't have dreads?
Liberal: I'm just woke! Conservatard! Nazi!
By Stevena
Woke
To be asleep and uncritically accept whatever nonsense social science professors dream up to advance Marxist goals. As with most liberal speak the meaning of the word is the opposite of the word's standard meaning.

He's so woke he doesn't know how many people the Marxist's killed in the 1900s.
By Jasmine
Woke
"Being completely deranged, hysterical and seeing racism/oppression in virtually everything."
--Paul Joseph Watson

Mathematics be racist. White milk, too. Get woke, yo!
By Gilda
Woke
being aware of the social. and political environments regarding all demographics and socio-economic standings.

After seeing that someone is completely clueless to the latest political mess:
Me: I can't believe she doesn't know what's going on, or why it's a problem. She is so not woke.
By Ronnica
Woke
Today there is a new definition of "woke". You might have woke your dog up when you opened that bag of chips, but he is not "woke" as it applies today. To be "woke" means you're now informed of things you did not know. You are not "in the dark" about other societies and cultures whose past has been edited and censored to make you think it wasn't as bad as it actually was.

You might consider yourself to be woke, but you could probably still learn a thing or two.
By Lurline
Woke
How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.

Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
By Charil
Woke
claiming that you are aware the planet is flat even though everything tells and shows us that its round being really stupid and not following facts that show u the truth DUMB AS SHIT!!

theses flerfers claim they r woke stupid flerfs!
By Luciana