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Define Not Woke Meaning

Wokeness
Self-righteousness masquerading as enlightenment.

Woke Willy: Believe women and empower women. Don't believe women and empower rapists.
Skeptical Sammy: Your wokeness is showing.
By Kissie
Woking
a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.


1: "where do you live?"
2: "wokinggg"
1: "ohh sick, its pretty cool there"
By Hollyanne
Wokeness
Being constantly offended.

As a result of Amy's wokeness, nobody wants to be around her any more.
By Jeanie
Woke
The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue

Yeah most people don't care about parking spaces for families with disabled pets. I wish they were woke like me.
By Maribeth
Woke
Deluded or fake awareness.

Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.
By Viviana
Woke
Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.

"I'm sure glad I attended that college seminar on crypto-genderism, now I'm really woke."
By Josee
Woke
Woke is a politically correct alternative to "stupid" or "retarded".

OMG Sean Penn is so woke!
By Lucilia
Woke
To wake up in past tense.

"I woke up today".
By Maren
Wokeness
A postmodern version of being "born-again" where an individual is hyper-vigilant of magic transgressions in human dignity because they're painfully unaware of secretly being deeply ashamed of how life is not fucking them hard enough.

"Dude! Your speech about our duty to manifest our intersectional consciousness to promote equal outcomes, was such profound wokeness! I'm totes going to burn my bra right now before heading back to the safe space for some gender neutral polyamory!"
By Aliza
Woke
Using an improper word in an incorrect tense to attempt to attach some worldly signifigance to a person or object (books, screenplay, etc.) so that one appears to be "hip." In actual fact, this usage shows one's ignorance and inability to use words and feelings to express oneself properly.

A celebrity guest on Talking Dead used "woke" to describe the episode of The Walking Dead when elightened or relevant may have made better choices. Keep in mind that this is a fictional show about Zombies.
By Dianemarie