Define Kale Meaning

a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.

A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.

kale is another word for currency of any sort.

a fat stupid wigger who eats all tylers food after school every day and wears his hat like a jackass.he also goes to the horse stable every day and eats horse shit

a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.

a guy who is ok a counter-strike

has a big d and a little o

Tyana's sweetie pie who she adores very much.

a dick who deserves to get no where in life and has no heart. he breaks hearts. if you know a kale please GET HIM OUT OF YOUR LIFE

She is one of the most wonderful people in the world. She is the type of person who is always fun to be around and likes to have fun. She always thinks about others and gives other advice when it is needed. She is intelligent and witty. She is family centered and one of the most loyal people ever. She can be mean if needed if one of her friends needs somebody to stand up for them or family member needs back up. She is the most lovable person and the best cuddlier