Define Commish Meaning

Commish
The tip or bribe paid to a contractor, agent, official,, short for "commission" but rarely above the table.

I got 3 grand commish for that thing.
By Bernette
Commish
(n.) Short for commissioner. Meaning someone beyond awesome, beyond words. Only one person in a group of friends can possess this title.

Commish isn't God; God is Commish.

Commish works 60% of the time, every time.
By Lina
Commish
a commission, drawn or written by a commissioner (artist or writer) for money

Hey artist, can you do me a commish of x character in waist-up?
By Ebonee
The Commish
The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.

~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.

~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.
By Ede
Outta Commish
When one has had to much to drink, and can no longer function on their own.

Oh shit Raquel is outta commish, again..
By Lucinda
Corrupt Commish
This sums up any corrupt fantasy football commissioner. They are typically few and far between but when you have one, you'll know. They usually always win and have suspect trades go through every season.

"man K-dub is such a corrupt commish, I don't even want to try anymore".

"Yeah man, probably the most corrupt commish I know is K-dub".
By Dee Dee
Grip A Commish

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!
By Shelba
Four Fifths Commish
What Derek Huff will charge as commission to sell a house of a friend because in his words, "that's what gets my dick hard"

Kush: Hey I need to sell my house robey
Robey: Well for you I will only charge four fifths commish because I am currently only at half mast
By Grissel