The act of tucking your penis between your legs a'la {Silence of the Lambs or more recently Clerks 2 and making it look like you have a mangina instead of male bits.
~So suddenly, the shot cuts back to Jay and he's bustin' the commish and I seriously almost fell out of my chair.
~My girlfriend hates it when I bust out the commish right after having sex. I think its hilarious but it kinda freaks her out.
This sums up any corrupt fantasy football commissioner. They are typically few and far between but when you have one, you'll know. They usually always win and have suspect trades go through every season.