Define Contractor Meaning

Someone who doesn't have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.

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An IT Contractor is a person that gets paid huge amounts of money for doing nothing at all. The IT Contractor first came into its own in 1999 when the world was conned into thinking all computers would crash at midnight , news years day 2000. This was the biggest scam of all time and has for ever since been a legend in IT Contracting circles.

Contractors can be seen most, if not all evenings, occupying large tables in Bars / Pubs and talking about how good Linux is and how end users are thick cunts.

See also Lazy Cunt , Idle , Scammer , Useless Tossers , Booze, Alcoholic

When you ejaculate inside of a female, and cement the cunt shut.

What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

It’s an act of ugly sex where the male partner has gotten so fat and out of shape that his performance in bed is disastrous, painful, smelly and no fun for anyone. The Angry Contractor doesn’t realize this though because to him, he’s been doing it the same way for 50 years so there’s no reason to change a thing. As the Angry Contractor kicks off his smelly work boots and drops his overhauls and underwear to his knees the smell of hot turtle tank fills the room. The Angry Contractor is sure of himself and confident he’s the best one for the job. In fact, he’s the only one qualified to do a job like this. He’s made sure of it by lurking in public bathrooms with his angle finder and tape measure sizing everyone else’s penis and comparing them to his own. If anyone is larger than 2 inches long and 2 inches wide he goes to the bars and gas stations running his mouth and talking down anyone he’d be afraid to compete with. When the Angry Contractor is done taking someone to pound town, the bedroom is so fucked up and the smell is so vile that the homeowner needs to get a new insurance estimate for all the damage. The Angry Contractor knows this and calls it “job security”.

A particularly interesting term in that its two different meanings are indicative of opposite ends of the quality continuum.

1. When used to refer to tools of the trade that might be used by contractors, this term is used to indicate tools that are very rugged and of the highest quality.

2. When used to refer to the equipment & materials that a contractor, when left to his own devices, will install in a house or building, this term means the least expensive materials the contractor could get his hands on to get the job done.

The "prepared" beach-goer. Usually a large group of people, beach contractors can usually be identified by their large beach tent, excessive amount of drink coolers, towels, volley-ball net, and meat. Beach contractors spend just as much time setting up their tent, hauling their equipment from the car, and packing it all back in as much as they actually enjoy the beach. Beach contractors often come out on weekends, and stay for the entire day.

Maybe people dislike the beach contractor, because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.

Wild sex that occurs when two men Tag-team a woman after a long day of contracting work . Both men do so without showering, washing their hands, or taking off their boots .