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Simeon
one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa

Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
By Zarla
Simeon
the pudgy person who talks a lot of mess and never backs it up. this person also has a timid personality and hangs out with a select few people of their choosing. this person can also be a instigator of many situations if your their friend they probably wont betray you but then again another trait of the Simeon is DRAMA or being DRAMATIC. so pick your Simeons wisely.

{problem creator}Simeon
By Bonita
Simeon
(V) Used for hairy fart face extremly ugly gay guy who looks like a hobo

'Omw I think my eyes have burnt from the site of simeons face'
By Kirstyn
Simeon
A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.
By Hertha
Simeon
noun

Name of a guy that makes you happy with a simple "Hi" text.
He's the definiton of talented even if he might deny it, because let's face it: not evryone can sing, dance, act and write.
Simeon will never fail to put a smile on your face, especially on mine. He's the sweetest guy you'll know, even if he's also incredibly sarcastic
We all know a Simeon, and we all love a Simeon; and i do too.

"Dude... check out that guy over there!"
Yeah, it's Simeon didn't you know? He's the cutest guy i know"
By Petronella
Simeon
Simeon is a quiet guy but is still really fun to be around. He always knows what to say when you're upset and is one of the best people that you will ever know

Simeon is really nice. I think I might like him
By Shelley
Simeone
High class Italian. Whenever someone speaks out against the name it is simply because it is not theirs. Simeone's are bound for greatness and will always be around.

big daddy simply has some other last name so he must speak out against the one he wishes to posses/ big daddy has no money therefore he is obviously not a Simeone
By Twyla
Simeon
(Adj.) A word discribing one of exeptional attributes, such as upper-body Strength,
drawing skills, and/or the power to make heads explode by merely staring in an obsessive manner at the victim.
Also slang for "Malagan".

"Gee, That was so Simeon", exclaimed Jesus after defeating the roman army using nothing but his thumb.
By Jobie
Simeon
The cute one

You're the Simeon in our group.
By Trudey
Simeon
Pretty cool dude, btec Michael from Love island 🌴

Not a grey ting!

Overall nice guy 💙

Who’s Michael? I’ve only heard of Simeon 🤣
By Madlin