Define The Countryside Meaning

A rural area designated for burnination.
May be sparsely populated with thatched-roof cottages and peasants.

The physical land area that is constantly being burninated by Trogdor the Burninator.

Killing George Bush, get it, get it?

where trogdor smites the kerrek

what trogdor burninates along with peasants and thatched roof cottages

Unlike city chavs the countryside chav is secretly middle class but acts like hes hard. Their hobbies include fucking 13 year olds and generally being a massive dick. They are usually a little chubby, their fat seeps from their adidas tracksuits. Surprise, surprise they are all white cunts. They are disliked and often disowned from their parents.

The "countryside alliance" are a body of people, including a significant number of violent yobs, who parade at every given opportunity claiming to represent the rural population of Britain. What they are actually interested in is preserving the right of cretins to ponce around draped in guns, and of equally sad people to fart around on horses dressed in pink. Meanwhile, the REAL rural issues, like housing, lack of transport infrastructure, employment opportunities etc, are conveniently ignored. Research shows that the rural population is as equally divided on the issue of hunting as the urban, so to describe themselves as a pressure group for rural issues is an arrogant yet accurate reflection of the kind of fucktard who joins a group like this. It could be argued that for a person to want to own a gun should automatically preclude them being allowed to.

Ghetto Ass school where there are no windows in any of the classrooms. You can call it, a prision for minors. And the school smells like feet, reeks of retarded people, and 9/10 of the population of that school gets high and drunk off their asses every weekend, and have the brain capacity of an old gum wrapper.

While during a multiplayer game, you are so bored that you mute yourself to masturbate.

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area