1. John: "Yeah uh so last weekend I went out to town and bought myself a XBOX360."
Me: "Dude...unless you're joking I'm gonna disown all knowledge of ever being your friend, talking to you or even knowing of your SORRY EXISTANCE ON THIS PLANET."
2. Matt: "So I was on WoW'ing the other night and I met this hawt Lvl 60
Night Elf at
Ironforge. Yeah at the end of the night I ended up jacking off over webcam for her."
Me: "...
disowned."
Matt: "What?"
Me: "You're disowned."
Matt: "Wh..."
Me: "
Disowned."
Matt: "Bu..."
Me: "DIS-FUCKING-OWNED!"