1. In trouble
2.
Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a
bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated
calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.
Why did they
amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of
cow pies earlier that day. Gave me
gangrene.