Define Boned Meaning

Boned
Screwed, Fucked, Caught, Dead, in process of or about to be killed

*Bender:Are we boned? .... Leela: Ya we're boned

*Oh if i dont get this done i'm boned

*yup he's boned
By Anthia
Boned
1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable.
2. The state or quality of being post coitus.

Upon discovering the hooker John had just boned had both the clap, herpes and was his wife's long lost sister, he proclaimed "I'm boned!".
By Desdemona
Boned
basically a term for a male having intercouse (non-oral) with another person ;)

james: so you went out with lateesha last night yeah?
adam: yeah it was mad, bruvaa we totally boned
james: fuck yeah! congrats
By Tine
Boned
1) to fuck
2) to tweak a grab in snowboarding, so your body is fully extended.

i boned my gf six times last night

i stuck a sick boned out stalefish yesterday.
By Emlynne
Boned
To be heavily under the influence of marijuana. The word is an amalgamation of the conventional terms "baked" and "stoned." Likely a result of a high person getting the two confused.

"Dude, I was so boned that I couldn't shit cause it felt weird."
By Catina
Boned
v. tr.
"You got boned!" It's like you got served or you got owned, and usually accompanied by a hand gesture where you jerk the "thumbs up" gesture quickly upwards and slap down on your right bicep with your left hand, mimicking a "boning" motion.

"You just got boned, dude!" (plus "boning" hand gesture")
By Pauletta
Boned
1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.

Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.
By Melisa
Boned
adjective;

Like when your mom finds a J and a lighter next to your bed.

ME: Shit dude, my mom found my stash!
HIM: Oh motherfucker your BONED!
By Delia
Boned

I already boned that dumb Bitch!
Let's get boned!
By Margot
Boned

"Yo man, i got so boned this weekend"
"I was so boned last night"
"Dude let's get boned"
By Kaylil