Define Stalefish Meaning

Stalefish
It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned jackers only.

Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online, Alvin's stalefish session ended quite abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.
By Storm
Stalefish
To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.

She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.
By Leslie
Stalefish
The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.




"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"
By Agnese
Stalefish
A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.

Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.
By Lynnell
Going Stalefish
When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.

Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"

Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"
By Cyndy
Jerk Off Stalefish
To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.
By Julee
Jerking Off Stalefish
The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
By Priscilla
Jerking Off Stalefish
The act of jerking off to your own ass while looking at it in a mirror.

"What the fuck dude you've been in the toliet for 2 hours now"

"Be patient man i'm jerking off stalefish"
By Rosalinde
Jerk Off Stalefish
If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"
By Chandra
Jerkin' Off Stalefish
The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.
By Trixie