It is when a male masturbates standing up with the jerking arm passed under his
corresponding leg, thus mimicking a skateboarder performing a stalefish on his board. This is truly an act worthy of
masturbatory merit and is reserved for the seasoned
jackers only.
Curious to try new wack-tactics that he read about online,
Alvin's stalefish session ended quite
abruptly when he lost his balance and broke his wrist. The
emergency room doctors are still scratching their heads in disbelief.