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Define Smote Meaning

Smote
When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.

Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"
By Tabina
Smote
to burninate something

"And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination."
By Kayley
Smote
Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.

Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!
By Raina
Smote
"a buttrape from God" aka kneeing someone in the arse (ass)

I will smote you so hard.
By Merissa
Smoted
To be 'burned' or dissed. Usually used in the past tense. Usually used for extreme cases of smiting...

"OOHHH! You just got SMOTED!"
By Sibley
Smote
The past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. Also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.

And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Genesis 14:7, King James Bible
By Annabella
Smote
Actually, this is a real word!
Smote is the past tense of thew word Smite.

Trogdor is going to smite the Kerrek!
Yay! Trogdor smote the Kerrek!
By Anna-Diane
Smoted
In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."

Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)
By Nanny
Smote
smite

By Nadiya
Smoting
what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote

i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.
By Letitia