(Verb)
To
hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’
smear.
From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear,
blemish.”
Example 1:
Paladin:
Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil
blackguard!
Translation:
Paladin:
Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!
Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!
Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!