A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same
penalty:
butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a
supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.
1) Lost
Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?
Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."
2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those
rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"
Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!