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Define Commuter Meaning

Commutity
the group of cars that you begin to recognize on your daily commute to work, thus forming a mobile community.

see that green ford focus? he let me over yesterday on the way into the office. man, what a great member of the commutity.
By Dallas
Commutism
The act of the HR department deciding that people who live outside of Manhattan don't need to come to work while those within Manhattan do.

Man - I can't believe this commutism, the people in Jersey get to stay home while I wait for a bus that won't come and have to show up to the office.
By Patrice
Commutator
A communist dictator.

Dude #1: "You should collect food for the poor."

Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"
By Micky
Commutefulness
The word used to describe whether it is worth commuting to the office.

This is typically applicable to Mondays and Fridays where there is little work to do.

The usefulness of commuting. commutefulness.
is it worth commuting?

Derived from commuteful.

person one: are you comming in to the office tomorrow?
person two: i am just considering the commutefulness of it.
By Susanetta
Commuticate
/ke’ myoota kāt/ (verb) To communicate using your phone during your commute. Could be talking, texting or email.

I'll commuticate with you when I'm in the car...OR...Stop commuticating and drive.
By Brett
Commuter
A commuter is any type of wheeled bike that gets you from point A to point B.

Check out these new slicks on my commuter!
By Anne-Corinne
Commutism
The politics associated with commuting to and/or from work.
Deals primarily with train stations, trains, bus queues, and buses.

As a complaint from a commuter:
I hate when you get stuck behind someone blocking the only stair/escalator and your train leaves just before you get there. Such is commutism.
By Kacey
Commuter Dan
an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.

did you read commuter dan's article? it was so deep and he got a 19/20!
By Leelah
Aerobic Commuting
An established mindset of positivity along with purposeful activities that transform commuting into an enjoyable, healthy and rewarding part of one’s life.

My commute is no longer a grueling ordeal since I started practicing the principles of aerobic commuting.
By Shawn
Reverse Commute
During a threesome (one guy, two girls) after the deposit has been made into one girl, the other girl immediately sucks it out.

Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'
By Olva