They sound like a five year old messing around with a guitar for the first time, a dog being abused next to a microphone, with some standard metalcore drumming. Amazing! (sarcasm)
An few examples of
Converge fanboys:
"Dude, I just bought a Jane Doe
zipup off the net, it's sick, do you think Jacob
Bannon will let me blow him now?"
"If you don't like Converge at first, take some drugs and it will be amazing"