Define Cosby Sweater Meaning

A: A oversized, hideous looking sweater with ugly patterns and colors, often worn by old men or hipsters with no taste.

B: A sweater a senile colorblind person would pick out.

A loud obnoxiously colored article of clothing worn by a man who will preach to you about family values while he fathers children with women who aren't his wife.

The sexual act of vomiting fruity pebbles onto your lover's genitalia and then pleasuring him/her. The result should look like one of Bill Cosby's wardrobe nightmares from his hit '80s TV show.

The type of sweater that everybody idolizes you for wearing, often worn in the days of "the cosby show" by suave debonair Bill Cosby. Usually described with such words as Frizzle Frazzle.

The Cosby sweater is in fact a brand name known as a "Coogi."
Ultra expensive and worn by only the most eccentric of poorly dressed, wealthy men.

When one is perspiring excessively. Sweating like a black celebrity on a rape charge.

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

A sweater worn By BILL COSBY on the TV show THE COSBY SHOW. The sweaters were designed by KOOS VAN DEN AKKER, a NYC designer who is famous for his wild collaged garments. After Cosby notables such as Erik Estrada, Chuck Norris, and Richard Simmons became obsessed with obtaining their very own Koos original sweaters. Koos recently started a new line of these sweaters. Not for the faint hearted sissies but for guys with guts! www.koosvandenakker.com

The act of eating a large bowl of fruit loops pre-coitus, then engaging in a furious fuck fest until you feel the need to vomit. Just as your about to cum in her you jam your fingers down your throat, causing you to throw up all the undigested fruit loops you ate earlier all over your partners chest and stomach, resembling one of bill Cosby's sweaters. Extra points for yelling out " jello pudding pops"( in bill Cosby voice ) just as you cum.

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.