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Family Values
An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

By Audry
Family Values
Something that those people who have don't try to impose on others, and those who don't possess try to shove down everyone's throats.

Massachusetts, the first US state to have legalized gay marriage, frequent attractor of hate from the "family values" crowd, has the lowest divorce rate in the US (2.4 per 1000 persons) and the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the US (7.9% of pregnancies). For comparison, Texas, a bastion of "family values" (and executions), leads the nation in teenage pregnancy (16.4% of pregnancies); states in the Bible Belt (Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Texas) have divorce rates approximately 1.5 times the US average of 4.1 divorces per 1000 persons.
By Dawn
Family Values
Code term for bible-thumping, self-loathing, closeted homosexuals who troll public restrooms for sex. Republican senators and congressmen appear to have an inordinate fondness for this expression.

I'm going to the truck stop to practice my family values.
By Kristan
Family Values
1. State-sponsored totalitarian control of women and/or children, characterized by flagrant sexist double standards, authorities turning a blind eye to domestic violence, rape, and pedophilia--but only when men do it, and intolerance of freedom of religion, speech, and assembly, among other undesirable things.

No wonder Bush and the Saudis are so tight! They both share the same idea of family values--blame the rape victims and victims of domestic violence for "allowing" themselves to be victimized by male predators twice their size, as if the women were the criminals instead of the real perps--the rapists and wife-beaters who get off scot-free!
By Carin
Family Values
A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.

Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.
By Catlee
Family Values
a catchphrase used by politicians to promote their images.
First used by Dan Quayle in the 1992 election.

Tom: that candidate promotes family values!

Jerry: that means that he beats and cheats on his wife, molests his kids, operates a meth lab on the side, and is a dogfucker.

Tom: Oh.
By Lizzy
Family Values

a catchphrase used by politicians to promote their images.
First used by Dan Quayle in the 1992 election.

Tom: that candidate promotes family values!

Jerry: that means that he beats and cheats on his wife, molests his kids, operates a meth lab on the side, and is a dogfucker.

Tom: Oh.
By Flss
Family Values
Family values are values which dictates how a family lives. One family might value healthy habits, while another family might value anarchy, thus having no values (still having no values is a value).

Father #1: What have I told you before son? No smoking coccaine in the house! I value healthy habits and I'll make sure this whole family values it as well!

Father #2: Son, remember this value, no values are good values. So if you forget this value well good for you! Now have some of this fine coccaine!
By Portia
Family Values
an annual tour started by KoRn. Features a few good bands (Korn,Staind,Static-X and Sevendust) and a couple other bands that i don't really like (Linkin Park)

Linkin Park fan: "Linkin Park was great today!"
Me:"Staind was better when they did "Crawl" with Static-X"
By Paula
Republican Family Values
The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.


Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.
By Olva