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Bible Thumping
Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting
Christian
religious
ideas in atempt to
convince
people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.
"
You now
Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly
conquer
your
drug addiction
," said Joe.
"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.
By Lenka
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Bible-Thumping
A
fundamentalist christian
.
See also:
Bush
Jesus Freak
My
bible-thumping
neighbors
go to church
every day and say "jesus" twice every
10 seconds
By Annabella
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Bible Thumping
For a male who has a
curved penis
it is the act of taking two
bibles
(one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to
straighten
it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.
"After years of masturbating my penis
leans
to the left."
"Go
bible thumping
, that'll
straighten
it right out."
By Sophronia
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Bible Thumped
the act of sexual intercourse taking place while
on top
of a
copy
of
the holy Bible
.
I went out with a guy I met in
church
last night and we bible thumped on my
dads
desk
By Averil
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Bible Thump
the act of being
thumped
or
thumping
someone verbally, generally for speaking against or going against the morals of
the christian
religion.
Father: "you can't date outside the
church
!"
Daughter: "Quit
bible thumping
me dad, i'll date
whoever
i want."
By Shelby
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Bible Thumping
Getting off
on
listening
to someone
read the Bible
.
Oh man
, last week at
Dan's
I was totally Bible Thumping during
the Book
of Job.
By Babara
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