Define The Holy Bible Meaning

The Holy Bible
something you might need after looking at porn

Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
By Hyacinth
Holy Bible
A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.
By Letizia
The Holy Bible
awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.

"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"
By Janeczka
Holy Bible
The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.

Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
By Chrysa
Holy Bible

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!
By Addia
The Holy Bible
The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature

The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.
By Robin
Holy Bible

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible
By Netta
The Holy Bible
Album created by BTS

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔,我想死
By Henrieta
The Holy Bible
The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.

It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.
By Caprice
Holy Meme Bible
A Bible of the holiest memes.

By Kissie