Define A Bible Meaning

Bible It
Another way to say "I swear", or to make someone believe you are legit telling the truth. When you "bible it" you better not be lying or you will rot in hell. Also a phrase the Kardashians use and the OVP.

Olivia: Lady I saw your boyfriend cheat on you.

Kali: I don't believe you, my boyfriend would never cheat on me.

Olivia: I BIBLE IT.

Kali: Oh man! He is getting it.
By Wilmette
Bible
A book written to record, what it's authors assumed to be, thet creation of human species.

The Bible in two sentences: God creates petting zoo. Things get out of hand.
By Barbey
Bible
That book that gets people kicked out of the library for putting it in the fiction section.

Sorry I can't go to the library today, I got kicked out for putting the Bible into the fiction section.
By Dorrie
Bible
The most ingenious marketing ploy ever to have existed

Over 1 billion users can't be wrong!
By Joan
Bible
1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.

By Cathryn
Bible
The movie Shrek or any other thing including Shrek.

Alex: I just bought shrek from the store.
Daniel: don't you mean the Bible
By Dotty
Bible
4 books of acid
10 hits is in a strip
10 strips in a book
4 books in a bible
guaranteed to screw you up

that bible made him go permanently insane
By Ericha
Bible
1a: The holy book of the Christian religion.
1b: The sacred book of Judaism.

2: A very inspiring book in any particular field.

1: While "The Bible" is often used to refer solely to the Holy Book of the Christian religion, the world actually has several meanings. In fact a more accurate description could be to describe the Christian Bible as "A bible" or "The Christian Bible" rather than just "The Bible".

2: "Tennis For Dummies is my Personal Tennis Bible!"
By Georgine
Bible

DANIEL: DON’T TOUCH MY BIBLE
By Sonja
Bible
The best-selling Fiction book ever

By Coralyn