Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*
My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.
By Harlie
Babysitter
In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."
A person who not only supervises, but actually sits on the child making sure that her title is secured, while chewing gum and talking to her flavor of the week on the phone
Mom, I didn't know babysitters actually sit on people. Maybe they should be called babywatchers instead.
By Ilene
Babysitter
A sex position in which a female sits on the male's lap sideways while doing either vaginal or anal intercourse. Meanwhile the male performs oral sex on the female.
The homosexual version of this position is called the Bad Santa.
