Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also
articulate members of society.
Also, there ARE female members of this discriminated against group. The females are usually hotter than any other female from any other race/group and once aquiring the male that they chose for life
never lose him because they are simply the best at
what they do.....in every possible sense of the phrase. :-)
Average dude that managed to get a
bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have.
Average dude stuck with
average girl: My chick is so fucking superficial. She can't cook, clean, articulate or put out decent sex.
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female:
Sucks to be you man....I got to go get some from my girl. Later.