1. a man tells a women he's about to ejaculate but henceforth urinates in her vaginal cavity
2. repeat step one in rectum.
3. repeat step one in oral cavity.
phill: "how was last night?"
wes: "awesome man, I court jestered that bitch!"
phill: "sick dude."
By Inez
Court Jester
A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."
A popular nickname for Donald long before he became the 45thPOTUS.
Although he’s always sold tabloids with salacious headlines and even dropped into the role of POTUS somehow, the New York elite has never accepted him as anything but the Court Jester from Queens.
By Clotilda
Court-to-prison Jester
A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.