Crack The Nuts

The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)

when my gurlfriends parents were out of town, i went to her house and she cracked my nuts

By Tawsha

Crack A Nut

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

By Windy

Cracking The Nut

When someone is sick before reaching the toilets after being made to drink something hideous.

Person 1: "Did you see Jack drink that hideous pint?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he got up to run but was cracking the nut all the way to the toilets!"

By Brynne

Crack A Nut

By Gabi

Crack The Nut

phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections

We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut

By Chrissy

Crack My Nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

By Cindi

A Tough Crack To Nut

Brenda is beautiful and we had a wonderful time, but she's a tough crack to nut.

By Jemie

Crack Some Nuts

" She's all up in his nut, and crackin it"

" Let's go to the bar, I wanna crack some nuts"

By Leontyne

Crack Nuts

she had a 'box' as big as a house and you can't crack nuts in somethin' like that

By Corilla

Crack My Nuts!

Showing so much frustration, that you will literally crack your friends nuts apart.

Yo did you get the free Razer Blackwidow?
Oh no fuck me. crack my nuts!

By Pat

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