Define Cream Cakes Meaning

Take a warm cupcake (store-bought is fine, too, just microwave it). Cut it in half and stick your hard dick in between the two pieces. Then squeeze and stroke until you cum.

Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.

An insult used largely in China. In chinese it's said "Na You Dan Gao", meaning Cream Cake.

Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.

Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.

Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.

the wonderful deliciousness that is chocolate ice cream on top of cookie crumbs on top of vanilla ice cream.

when you blow it on her face

The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)

1)A euphemism used in male conversation to describe the failed attempt of a poorly planned pick up line on a very sexually attractive woman.

2)A greeting between members of a group that commonly share stories centering around their various tales and feats involving attractive women.

Commonly abbreviated in text messages.

This is a phrase originating from the polite inquiry by a member of the male sex to a woman to discover the true character of said sexually attractive women by discovering whether she ever partakes in the divine and delectable foods, ice cream and cake.

Eating jizz out of someone's ass cheeks.

When someone takes credit for your work