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Define Crossbow Meaning

Crossbow
1.(Common) An ancient/medieval ranged weapon more properly known as an "Arbaleste", which consisted of a small bow put across what developed into a gun-stock, and shot with a trigger.
2.(Slang) Something archaic, that has some modern features but is too old to be truly useful.

1. King Richard I was killed by a bolt from a crossbow.
2. That fucking icebox is such a crossbow, I wish I had a real fridge!
By Sunshine
Crossbow
Synonym for awesome.

I just wanted to say how effing crossbow sharks are.
By Kiley
Crossbow
A bow and arrow on steroids.

Use of steroids on bows and arrows was banned in the U.S. by 1987 Bows Rights Act but it is still common practice in many parts of the world. Many people see this treatment of bows and arrows unethical even though crossbows are rad.
By Winna
Crossbow
A signature weapon that can be used in a zombie apocalypse

Main users include Dwight & Daryl from TWD

Hey aren't you going to kill that zombie with a gun , No I got a crossbow instead
By Susy
German Crossbow
A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
By Mag
Legendary Crossbow
A thot that wears leggings and sticks her ass out for no reason

Oh shit is that a legendary crossbow
By Janaye
Crossbow Roulette
A decision maker believes they have several options, but in fact only one outcome can be chosen.

Scott: I can't believe that Willy thinks he can negotiate his rent payment again. He's fooling himself.

Julia: I know- it's crossbow roulette.
By Lucy
Crossbow Lane
A street filled with many cultures. Known to be a sanctuary for Asian families and hiding them from the Chinese government. Also a safe zone for homosexuals

TV Announcer: Crossbow Lane is home to every single race of people!!!!
By Caril
Lebanese Crossbow
When you're receiving a blumpkin and near climax you stand up bend the performer of said blumpkin over, give them a swirly in the toilet containing your excrement while you are penetrating them from behind.

after that lebanese crossbow brad gave her, sally gets a bit queezy around choclate ice cream and has gone through 2 large tubs of pumice soap.
By Ruby
Colorado Crossbow
When a girl gives you head and you hold her from her ankles straight upward. From a side view it looks like a crossbow.

Me: Dude, this girl gave me such good head last night.
Dude: Really? Colorado Crossbow that shit, boy!
Me: Straight up, if was better than a blumpkin.
By Maisie