Define Crotch Critters Meaning

Crotch Critters
Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.

By Olwen
Crotch Critters
Children, especially unpleasant ones.

Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.
By Davine
Crotch Critters

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing
By Christan
Crotch Critters
Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.

By Charisse
Crotch Critter
Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.

You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

By Linell
Sabertooth Crotch Critters
These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...
By Betsy
African Crotch Critters
Slang for lice on or in your pubic hair region.

Justine and Richy couldn't stop scratching themselves because their african crotch critters were bugging them.
By Wanda
Saber Toothed Crotch Critter
When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.
By Fannie