A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.
"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"
A sexy piece of alternative lingerie distinct in its restriction of the arms and lack of crotch coverage. Originating in China, this unique garment is both rare and valuable.
Zaang bought Barbara an eighth of boomers and a crotchless straitjacket for Christmas. They both ate the boomers, Zaang had a wonderful time using the crotchless straitjacket, and hopefully Barbara will not be pressing charges.
By Janene
Crotchless Cheerleader Uniform
A cheerleader uniform that has no crotch so the cheerleader can show off her pussy.
Only cheerleaders from the most progressive high schools and collages ware them.