Jack: I'm scared to think, can you decide things for me.
Gas
Sation Attendant(
GSA): Didn't you just graduate from college?
Jack: Yes I have a
college duh-gree.
GSA: Ah, I see. Ok. You gave me $20...
Jack: Yeah, thats a twenty dollar bill, right?
GSA: ...and you put $16.50 on pump 11.
Jack: Stop. Just give me my change.