A Crumple
Plopper is a
plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally
boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining
the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir
Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic
curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.