1. "I have Cum Goblets all over the house 'cause Tracys tryin to get pregnant usin a turkey baster again! Good thing i work at
Midevil Times or Id be havin to look at some
cum cans.
Cum Cans Its fancier this a-way..."
2."It took me five years workin this shitty ass job but i finally bought Tracy some really nice Cum Goblets"