Very much like a
cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in
Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and
Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.
That was a lovely night of
Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol
withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these
ills.
