When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind
folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother,
I'm batman," before dissapearing
into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the
dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "
I am batman,"
echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.